the mind of a two year old

Here is a little conversation that just happened between Emily and me.

Me: (burp) -- yeah, I am lady-like!

Emily: Are you hungry?

Me: No.

Emily: You want a drink?

Me: No.

Emily: Do you need to puke?

Me: No.

Emily: You need to poopie?

Me: No.

The End.

I just thought it was funny.  I guess she didn't understand why I burped.  Who knows with her.  She is often out in left field.